Spaceship Kaka
Spaceship Kaka is mankind's last stand. This elaborate vessel was used to breach the barriers of reality and plunge into the depths of no-life.
Travelling through Stars [Edit]
As the spaceship approached the surface of the mysterious dimension, captain Rax fumbled nervously with the computers dials and closely monitored them. When the altitude had reached a low enough level suitable for the teleportation of the biological organisms, he gave the commands Vrrrrrrip me down, Rippy and Rip me a Rib.
Though the spaceship was initially carrying a whole commune of travellers (Terga, a warrior clan that included brave individuals such as Donatello, suggija and Hartza), only four passengers survived the grueling trip intact in their irc stasis, The Three Priests.
The priests, Kakakak, Kakakek and Kakaka with their high priest Kakak, discovered that they had entered a barren place, a world without deeper meaning...
The Advent of the Age of Kaka [Edit]
And so, under the command of Kakak, the three priests summoned forth all their spirit and for the very first time tapped upon the currents of time and space, roused by Kaka's good will and love for all mankind!
And lo behold, the holy vibrations of Kaka, can now be felt in the time and space of every part of the world - every hour!
Aftermath [Edit]
It is uncertain what happened to some of the passengers, including one Mister Tapestry-Clown. Captain Rax underwent what resulted in a great mutation after he was exposed to Donatello's stav in the new world.
Rip, the deck apprentice, was launched in a cryostasis chamber and later captured and forced into zomboid servitude by Kafezoid.
| Principles of Kakaism | ||
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| Kaka | Kakaism | Leet |
| Leetism | Leet Technique | Anti-Leet |
