Kafezoid

A mysterious alter-ego.

One man to pour it, one man to boil it, one man to drink it!

Has superherolike qualities:

He appears from nowhere! But with a pattern!
Clad in a veil of caffeine
His heart, black as the night, is shrouded in milky, fatty goodness.

Is there still room in the modern world for the likes of Kafezoid?!?

There is a requirement of cup size and form; Kafezoid prefers Moomin mugs (especially ones with Stinky on them) or the pervy elephant mug at Enok & Kiti's.

Recently there have been sightings of more than one Kafezoid - at least an additional ½ has been sighted.

If I tell you when the transformation happens
I will put myself in dire peril
Someone could take devious advantage with that information

Recent sightings of Kafezoid:

@Day changed to 21 Nov 2006
@19:57:28 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
@20:29:30 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
@Day changed to 22 Nov 2006
@15:29:22 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
@15:51:03 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
@Day changed to 23 Nov 2006
@15:40:23 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
@15:57:23 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
@Day changed to 24 Nov 2006
@Day changed to 25 Nov 2006
@16:15:45 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
@16:20:00 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis

Say no to sugar!

Variants [Edit]

K-Fez released a hit single called "Kakazão".

Espressionism [Edit]

Espressionism is an interesting global direction in art that approaches creation from a coffee-oriented standpoint.