Kafezomb
Kafezomb, the brainless coffee drinker, a person whose brain has been devoured by the lovely scent of fresh coffee floating around.
A pitiful slave to Kafezoid, king of all mutated coffee drinkers, whose transformations have recently begun to have unforeseen consequences, has summoned Kafezomb by his almighty presence (if the Zomb is arsed enough).
Quite a rare creature, though recently his endangered status has been called into question as instances of Kafezomb can be seen sometimes as often as on a daily basis.
