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'''Kafezomb''', the brainless coffee drinker, a person whose brain has been devoured by the lovely scent of fresh coffee floating around.
A pitiful slave to [[Kafezoid]], king of all mutated coffee drinkers, whose transformations have recently begun to have unforeseen consequences, has summoned Kafezomb by his almighty presence (if the Zomb is arsed enough).
Quite a rare creature, though recently his endangered status has been called into question as instances of Kafezomb can be seen sometimes as often as on a daily basis.
==See also:
*[[Ripatius]]
