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A mysterious alter-ego.
["One man to pour it, one man to boil it, one man to drink it!]
Has superherolike qualities:
+He appears from nowhere! But with a pattern!
+Clad in a veil of caffeine
+His heart, black as the night, is shrouded in milky, fatty goodness.
Is there still room in the modern world for the likes of Kafezoid?!?
There is a requirement of cup size and form; Kafezoid prefers [[http://www.slowdays.org/files/pictures/moomin%20mugs.jpg|Moomin mugs]] (especially ones with '''Stinky''' on them) or the pervy elephant mug at [[Enok|Enok & Kiti's]].
Recently there have been sightings of more than one Kafezoid - at least an additional ½ has been sighted.
If I tell you when the transformation happens
I will put myself in dire peril
Someone could take devious advantage with that information
Recent sightings of Kafezoid:
!@Day changed to 21 Nov 2006
!@19:57:28 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
!@20:29:30 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
!@Day changed to 22 Nov 2006
!@15:29:22 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
!@15:51:03 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
!@Day changed to 23 Nov 2006
!@15:40:23 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
!@15:57:23 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
!@Day changed to 24 Nov 2006
!@Day changed to 25 Nov 2006
!@16:15:45 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid
!@16:20:00 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
["Say no to sugar!]
==Variants
Sometimes when Kafezoid is too late, you may stumble upon Latezoid.
'''K-Fez''' released a hit single called "Kakazão".
==Espressionism
'''Espressionism''' is an interesting global direction in art that approaches creation from a coffee-oriented standpoint.
See also:
*[[Kafezomb]], the accidental byproduct of Kafezoid's transformations
*[[Spamzoid]], a horribly spamified individual!
*[[Decaffeinator]], Kafezoid's mortal enemy!
*[[Defecazoid]]
