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Have you seen any Greenlanders today?
Where is your Greenlander today?
What is a Greenlander anyway?
=Ninja greenlanders
The greenlanders, man, you seriously don't mess with a greenlander!!!!11 LIKE OMG HOLEE '''SHIT''' ''YEA''
They're like omfg ninjas, that's why you never see a greenlander! If you see one you won't have time to do anything else, ever.
![21:18] <@Armand> They like PEW punch in your teeth
![21:18] <@Armand> And KROTTT grab your nuts
![21:18] <@Mortis> Peow peow! Laser beams!
![21:18] <@Armand> And FLAP slap your face
![21:18] <@Armand> Yeah the beams!
![21:18] <@Mortis> THEY SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM THEIR EYES
![21:18] <@Mortis> Daym it's baddd shittt
And all this '''BEFORE''' the first drops of blood hit the ground. Now, what comes '''AFTER''', that's the '''REALLY NASTY''' stuff.
==Wanna call a greenlander?
![00:08] <@Darkelth> But John
![00:08] <@Darkelth> If you are really desperate
![00:08] <@Darkelth> You can call the Greenlanders
![00:08] <@Armand> :X NO
![00:09] <@Armand> I'll NEVER be that desperate
![00:09] <@Armand> I would be setting my own empire, and the whole world, in grave danger
![00:09] <@nabs> what's a greenlander anyway
![00:09] <@Darkelth> The rudeness of the rudest
![00:10] <@Armand> It's like walking in the cave of a dragon, grabbing it's tongue, pulling it and keep repeating "Come out, come out, you wuwsy dwagon! :D"
![00:11] <@Armand> Jehova would've given Moses an eleventh order, "Thou shalt never arouse the Greenlanders", had he not been so scared of them himself
