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'''Karl "Hakarl" Sharks''' is a ''dinosaur slayer'' that carries around him a foul-smelling aroma of a rotting carcass. He is summoned whenever [[Raxosaur]] runs wild, with no manners, and spanks girls in his cave.
Earlier, Raxosaurs used to [[http://www.slowdays.org/files/zomg/bowraxmon.gif|bow]], but not any more.
Bowing could be replaced with cheek kisses, too.
[[Enok]], the ''Leader of the United States of Enok'', is also against wild-running Raxosaurs, because it's either against or with in the United States of Enok! Due to Enok's avid campaigning Karl is tailing Raxosaur's tail as we speak.
===Karlian Kontrol Klub, KKK
The KKK ensures ill-advised and bad-mannered Raxosaurs shall not be running wildly around in hotel lobbies. Recently, Karl booked Mortis to build a '''Pseudo-Karmic Sono-Ray Metabolizer''' to make this task easier.
==See also:
*[[Rax]]
*[[Enok]]
*[[BBB]]
*[[Moominholics Anonymous]]
