Evaluative List of Drinks
If you have ever tried out a random, cheap, silly energy drink, please let us know about it right here at the Evaluative List of Drinks!
Currently counting 51 energy drinks (including Blursht and Splammo), 6 soft drinks and 4 juices!
Recent changes:
- Battery Juiced, Ener-G, MiXXed Up, Rockstar, Rockstar Juiced, Rockstar Sugar Free, Perfect Red Force
- Free Energy Drink, Mixxed Up Energy Drink
- Red Bull Cola, Mad-Croc Coffee to
- Euroshopper Energy Drink
- Powerking price in Pyynikin liha.
- Batman Energy Drink
- Myst
- Traffic Energy, Starter, Starter Extra Strong
- Napój energetyzujący, Selita Energy, Tiger, Croc-Tail, Dynami:t Red
- Hell (2,49 Lt), Replay (1,79 Lt), Coolstar Light (2,49 Lt), Euphoria and XL
Energy Drinks [Edit]
| Name | Price / € | Size / l | Hearts | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| *Batman Energy Drink | 1,99€ (KK) | 0,33 | ♥♥ | Fails to pack a punch... Pätmänpätmänpätmän |
| Battery | 1,95€ (TO) | 0,33 | ♥♥♥♥ | It's expensive but great. Though it tastes just a little too sweet, so you can drink just a can at once. |
| Battery Gingered | 2,15€ | 0,33 | ♥♥♥ | Good Battery |
| Battery Heat | 2,29€ (KK) | 0,33 | ♥♥ | The extra vitamins spoil a taste (chili-cranberry) that isn't very special anyway. |
| Battery Juiced | 2,69€ (KK) | 0,45 | ♥♥♥ | A rather drinkable, juicy version of Battery. Slight acidity in the aftertaste. |
| Battery Stripped | 2,15€ | 0,33 | ♥♥(♥♥♥) | Battery Stripped is like "a woman without clothes!" |
| Blursht | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Burn | ? | 0,33 | ♥♥♥½ | Berryific taste, does not have a normal energy drink aftertaste |
| Contact | 0,89€ (KK) | 0,25 | ♥♥♥ | First tastes just a little like syrup, with an odd aftertaste. After a while, tastes like a normal energy drink. Cheapness! |
| Contact XXL | 1,99€ (KK) | 0,5 | ♥♥♥ | ? |
| Coolstar Light | 2,49 Lt  | 0,5 | ♥♥½ | More bubbles compared to Hell and Replay, and some more taste. Not bad at all! |
| *Croc-Tail | 1,89€  | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Failed attempt at combining a mixer and an energy drink - does not succeed at being either. |
| Dynami:t | ?  | 0,33 | ♥♥½ | Not much flavour on this, but that little it has is ordinary energy drink flavour with nice aftertaste. |
| *Dynami:t Red | ? | 0,33 | ♥♥♥ | Mysterious, intangible flavour with strong aftertaste |
| ED | 2,09€ (TO) | 0,50 | ♥♥♥ | Very, very average |
| ED (Can) | 2,10€ (SM) | 0,50 | ♥♥♥ | Same as ED just in a can and with a more expensive price. |
| ED Lemon Light | 2,19€ (SM) | 0,50 | ♥♥♥ | A distinct lemon taste, but feels slightly manufactured |
| ED Redberry | 2,19€ (SM) | 0,50 | ♥♥♥ | This is better than normal ED, but not worthy of four hearts |
| Ener-G | ? | 0,25 | ♥ | Obscure, foul-tasting low quality German energy drink. |
| Energy | ? | 0,33 | ? | ? |
| Euphoria | Lt | 0,25 | ♥♥♥½ | Fruity, enjoyable long-lasting aftertaste, and tastes less like an energy drink. |
| *Euroshopper Energy Drink | 1,00€ | 0,50 | ♥♥♥♥ | Cheapest alternative on the market, has a somewhat distinct own taste somewhat in the vein of R20. Extremely good price point. |
| Ex | ? | 0,25 | ♥ | Worst energy drink ever - this is apparently the taste others attempt to hide |
| *Free energy drink | 0.60€  | 0,25 | ? | ? |
| Freeway Energy Drink | 1€ (LI) | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Just average energy drink with poor aftertaste |
| Hell | 2,49 Lt | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Mild, almost limp aroma, barely any taste or bubbles. Not bad but no reason to drink. |
| Jolt Cola | 1,59€ (KK) | 0,33 | ♥♥♥ | Light, pleasurable taste of cola, no aftertaste; Quickly erased from mouth and memory |
| Juissi Green Energy | 1,39€ (KK) | 0,75 | ♥♥♥ | Light & airy, no aftertaste |
| Juissi Red Energy | 1,19€ (TO) | 0,75 | ♥♥ | Musty, strong cranberryish aftertaste |
| Mad Croc | 1,19€/1,70€ (SM) | 0,25/0,50 | ♥♥♥(♥) | Lite Spam, nearly as tasty and very cheap in 0,5l cans |
| Mad Croc Coffee to Snap | 1,70€ | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Very milky-sugary, to the point of being icky. |
| Mad Croc Sugarfree | 1,25€(SM) | 0,25 | ? | ? |
| *Mixxed Up Energy Drink | 0.60€ | 0,33 | ♥♥♥½ | Bottled version - apparently - of the Lidl drink. |
| *Myst | 2,29€(KK) | 0,5 | ♥♥♥ | Does what it promises - tastes like mocha-style coffee. Saccharine. |
| *Napój energetyzujący | Lt | 0,5 | ♥♥ | Barely any taste. |
| Perfect Red Force | 1,59€ (TM) | 0,50 | ♥♥ | The most juice-tasting energy drink on the market. Taste comparable to Mehukatti. No bubbles. |
| Powerking | 0,5€/1,00€ (PL)  | 0,25 | ♥♥♥♥ | Red Bull without the sourness, cheapskate yourself into the night! |
| Pure! Energiaa | 1,79€ (SM) | 0,33 | ♥♥ | Blank manufacture, Pommacy aftertaste |
| R20 | 2,65€ (KK) | 1,00 | ♥♥♥ | Ultra-cheap Mad Croc-ish energy drink. Where it loses in taste it wins in price tag! |
| Red Bull | 1,39€ (SM) | 0,25 | ♥♥♥ | Red Bull is the industry standard taste reference |
| Red Bull Sugarfree | 1,39€ (SM) | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Tastes like sugarfree Red Bull |
| Red Bull Cola | 0,99€ | 0,25 | ♥♥ | The energy drink flavour overpowers the cola aspect, neither work very well. Jolt Cola is simply better |
| Red Devil | 1,50€ (KK)/2,19€ (SM) | 0,25/0,5 | ♥ | This is just shitty stuff |
| Red Devil Light | 1,50€ (KK) | 0,25 | ? | ? |
| *Replay | 1,79 Lt | 0,25 | ♥♥ | Slightly different taste from other "normal" energy drinks, but not much better |
| Rockstar | 1,95€ (KK) | 0,50 | ♥♥ | Not the best energy drink on the market; bland and uninviting |
| Rockstar Juiced | 1,95€ (KK) | 0,50 | ♥♥♥ | The tastiest Rockstar, the juice is good |
| Rockstar Sugar Free | 1,95€ (KK) | 0,50 | ♥½ | A very poor, tasteless version of the normal Rockstar |
| Rodeo | 1,29€/1,05€ (SM) | 0,25/0,33 | ♥♥½ | Red Bull light both in taste and in branding |
| Rodeo (Bottle) | 1,29€ (SM) | 0,5 | ♥♥½ | Red Bull light both in taste and in branding |
| Shark | 1€ | 0,25 | ♥♥♥♥ | Fish is your friend. This is ultimate ><((('> drink |
| Spam | 1€ (TO) | 0,25 | ♥♥♥♥♥ | Tastes like beefed-up Red Bull but is ½ cheaper → perfection |
| *Selita Energy | Lt | 0,25 | ♥♥♥½ | Positively different, sweet and meady with pleasurable taste, doesn't make the impression of an energy drink |
| Splammo | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| *Starter | ? | 0,4 | ? | Cough syrup |
| *Starter Extra Strong | | 0,4 | ? | Cough syrup with more caffeine |
| Tantra Erotic Drink | 2,29€ (KK) | 0,25 | ♥♥♥ | Tastes like a sweeter Spam with a fruity-spicy aftertaste |
| Teho | 1,79€ (TO)/2,14€ (SM) | 0,33/0,5 | ♥♥½ | Tastes positively like cough syrup. |
| Teho (Bottle) | 2,29€ (KM) | 0,5 | ♥♥½ | Tastes positively like cough syrup. |
| Teho Kevytkola | 1,79€ (TO) | 0,33 | ♥ | Well this thing just sucks ass |
| Teho Kevyt Positiivisesti | 1,79€ (SM) | 0,33 | ? | ? |
| Thunder Energy | 1,79€ (TO) | 0,33 | ♥♥ | Blue hue with Moomin-lemonade flavour; An undesirably strong, punchy taste |
| *Tiger Energy Drink | ||||
| *Traffic Energy | ? | 0,33 | ♥♥ | Not much taste, berryish, no after taste at all. |
| *XL | Lt | 0,33 | ♥♥ | A manufactured taste with plenty of punch in the energy drink flavour section. |
Prices checked last: [Edit]
* = New changes or additions! (Since 05.06.2008) EM = Euromarket (Ideapark) KK = Kuljun Kartano 03.06.2008 KM = K-Market (Lempäälä) LI = Lidl TO = Tokmanni Ideapark SM = S-Market (Lempäälä) 03.06.2008 PL = Pyynikin liha (Tampere)
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Soft drinks [Edit]
| Name | Price / € | Size / l | Hearts | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Batman Cola | 1,85€ (KM) | 0,5 | ? | ? |
| Dr. Pepper | ? | 0,5 | ♥♥ | Each to his own |
| Laitilan Lemona Limetti | 1,15€ | 0,33 | ♥♥½ | Distinct taste compared to lemon. Not too sugary, which is a plus |
| Moomin lemonade | ? | 0,5 | ♥♥♥♥ | Really great lemonade with a tough forest strawberry taste. I want 1,5 litre bottles! |
| Mountain Dew | ? | 1,5 | ♥♥♥♥ | Gr8 stuff |
| Olvi Salmiakkikola | ? | 1,5 | ♥ | Worst-lemonade-ever |
| *Olvi Classic Greippi | 1,23€ | 0,5 | ♥♥♥ | Quite good grape lemonade. Though I shall warn you: Don't drink your opened Classic Greippi too slowly, or it loses its taste! |
Juice [Edit]
| Name | Price / € | Size / l | Hearts | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. Max Apple | ? | ? | ♥ | Mr. Max maximizes the sucky taste! |
| Tang | ? | ? | ♥♥♥♥ | Magic powder, it will turn ordinary water into juice! |
| VIP | ? | ? | ♥ | Worst-juice-ever |
Gnab's Carlsberg Comparison [Edit]
export < hof < sort guld
Sigh Juice Sequence [Edit]
Marli > Juissi > Tropic > Eldorado > Rainbow > Fun Light > Mehukatti > Olvi Salmiakkikola > VIP > Mr. Max
See also: [Edit]
External links: [Edit]
- Flags of the World (CC)
- Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink
- The Ultimate Energy Drink Review, Part I
- The Great Energy Drink Roundup: 2006 Edition
- The Great Energy Drink Review Roundup 2008!
- Energy Drink Roundup Spotlight: JOLT ENERGY!
- Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part I)
- Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part II)
