Greenlander
Have you seen any Greenlanders today?
Where is your Greenlander today?
What is a Greenlander anyway?
Ninja greenlanders [Edit]
The greenlanders, man, you seriously don't mess with a greenlander!!!!11 LIKE OMG HOLEE SHIT YEA
They're like omfg ninjas, that's why you never see a greenlander! If you see one you won't have time to do anything else, ever.
[21:18] <@Armand> They like PEW punch in your teeth [21:18] <@Armand> And KROTTT grab your nuts [21:18] <@Mortis> Peow peow! Laser beams! [21:18] <@Armand> And FLAP slap your face [21:18] <@Armand> Yeah the beams! [21:18] <@Mortis> THEY SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM THEIR EYES [21:18] <@Mortis> Daym it's baddd shittt
And all this BEFORE the first drops of blood hit the ground. Now, what comes AFTER, that's the REALLY NASTY stuff.
Wanna call a greenlander? [Edit]
[00:08] <@Darkelth> But John [00:08] <@Darkelth> If you are really desperate [00:08] <@Darkelth> You can call the Greenlanders [00:08] <@Armand> :X NO [00:09] <@Armand> I'll NEVER be that desperate [00:09] <@Armand> I would be setting my own empire, and the whole world, in grave danger [00:09] <@nabs> what's a greenlander anyway [00:09] <@Darkelth> The rudeness of the rudest [00:10] <@Armand> It's like walking in the cave of a dragon, grabbing it's tongue, pulling it and keep repeating "Come out, come out, you wuwsy dwagon! :D" [00:11] <@Armand> Jehova would've given Moses an eleventh order, "Thou shalt never arouse the Greenlanders", had he not been so scared of them himself
