Kafezoid
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A mysterious alter-ego.
- One man to pour it, one man to boil it, one man to drink it!
Has superherolike qualities:
- He appears from nowhere! But with a pattern!
- Clad in a veil of caffeine
- His heart, black as the night, is shrouded in milky, fatty goodness.
Is there still room in the modern world for the likes of Kafezoid?!?
There is a requirement of cup size and form; Kafezoid prefers Moomin mugs (especially ones with Stinky on them) or the pervy elephant mug at Enok & Kiti's.
Recently there have been sightings of more than one Kafezoid - at least an additional ½ has been sighted.
If I tell you when the transformation happens I will put myself in dire peril Someone could take devious advantage with that information
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Recent sightings of Kafezoid
@Day changed to 21 Nov 2006 @19:57:28 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid @20:29:30 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis @Day changed to 22 Nov 2006 @15:29:22 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid @15:51:03 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis @Day changed to 23 Nov 2006 @15:40:23 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid @15:57:23 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis @Day changed to 24 Nov 2006 @Day changed to 25 Nov 2006 @16:15:45 -!- Irssi: Mortis is now known as Kafezoid @16:20:00 -!- Irssi: Kafezoid is now known as Mortis
- Say no to sugar!
Variants
Sometimes when Kafezoid is too late, you may stumble upon Latezoid.
K-Fez released a hit single called "Kakazão".
Espressionism
Espressionism is an interesting global direction in art that approaches creation from a coffee-oriented standpoint.
See also
- Kafezomb, the accidental byproduct of Kafezoid's transformations
- Spamzoid, a horribly spamified individual!
- Decaffeinator, Kafezoid's mortal enemy!
- Defecazoid
