Evaluative List of Drinks

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Currently counting 74 energy drinks (excluding Blursht and Splammo), 8 soft drinks and 4 juices! If you have ever tried out a random, cheap, silly energy drink, please let us know about it right here at the Evaluative List of Drinks.

Contents 1 Energy Drinks 1.1 Prices checked last: 2 Juice 3 Gnab's Carlsberg Comparison 4 Sigh Juice Sequence 5 See also: 6 External links:

Energy Drinks

Name	Price, €	Size, L	Country Found At	Hearts	Ingredients	Details
Batman Energy Drink	1,99€ (KK)	0,33	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Fails to pack a punch...
Battery	1,95€ (TO)	0,33	fi	♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	It's expensive but great. Though it tastes just a little too sweet, so you can drink just a can at once.
Battery Gingered	2,15€	0,33	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Good Battery
Battery Heat	2,29€ (KK)	0,33	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	The extra vitamins spoil a taste (chili-cranberry) that isn't very special anyway.
Battery Juiced	2,69€ (KK)	0,45	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	A rather drinkable, juicy version of Battery. Slight acidity in the aftertaste.
Battery Stripped	2,15€	0,33	fi	♥♥(♥♥♥)	Ingredients	Battery Stripped is like "a woman without clothes!"
Blue Jeans	3-4GHC	0,33	gh	♥♥♥	Ingredients	After the first bad aftertaste you get used to it and jeans feel comfortable.
Blursht	?	?	us	?	?	?
Burn	?	0,33	lt	♥♥♥½	Ingredients	Berryific taste, does not have a normal energy drink aftertaste
Contact	0,89€ (KK)	0,25	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	First tastes just a little like syrup, with an odd aftertaste. After a while, tastes like a normal energy drink. Cheapness!
Contact XXL	1,99€ (KK)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	?
Coolstar Light	2,49 Lt	0,50	lt	♥♥½	Ingredients	More bubbles compared to Hell and Replay, and some more taste. Not bad at all!
Croc-Tail	1,89€	0,25	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Failed attempt at combining a mixer and an energy drink - does not succeed at being either.
Dynami:t	?	0,33	ee	♥♥½	Ingredients	Not much flavour on this, but that little it has is ordinary energy drink flavour with nice aftertaste.
Dynami:t Red	?	0,33	lt	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Mysterious, intangible flavour with strong aftertaste
ED	2,09€ (TO)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Very, very average
ED	2,10€ (SM)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Same as ED just in a can and with a more expensive price.
ED Lemon Light	2,19€ (SM)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	A distinct lemon taste, but feels slightly manufactured
ED Redberry	2,19€ (SM)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	This is better than normal ED, but not worthy of four ♥s
Ener-G	?	0,25	fi	♥	Ingredients	Obscure, foul-tasting low quality German energy drink.
Energy	?	0,33	ee	?	Ingredients	?
Euphoria	Lt	0,25	lt	♥♥♥½	Ingredients	Fruity, enjoyable long-lasting aftertaste, and tastes less like an energy drink.
Euroshopper Energy Drink	1,00€	0,50	fi	♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	Cheapest alternative on the market, has a somewhat distinct own taste somewhat in the vein of R20. Extremely good price point.
Ex	?	0,25	ee	♥	Ingredients	Worst energy drink ever - this is apparently the taste others attempt to hide
Free Energy Drink	0.60€	0,25	de	?	Ingredients	?
Freeway Energy Drink	1€	0,25	lt	♥♥	Ingredients	Just average energy drink with poor aftertaste
Hell	2,49 Lt	0,25	lt	♥♥	Ingredients	Mild, almost limp aroma, barely any taste or bubbles. Not bad but no reason to drink.
Jolt Cola	1,59€ (KK)	0,33	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Light, pleasurable taste of cola, no aftertaste; Quickly erased from mouth and memory
Lion Energy	3-4GHC	0,33	gh	♥	Ingredients	Horrible, just horrible..
Lucozade Energy	3-4GHC	0,33	gh	♥	Ingredients	Bittersweet, tastes like grape juice with some boost not worth having.
Marli Juissi Green Energy	1,39€ (KK)	0,75	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Light & airy, no aftertaste
Marli Juissi Red Energy	1,19€ (TO)	0,75	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Musty, strong cranberryish aftertaste
Mad-Croc	1,19€/1,70€ (SM)	0,25/0,50	fi	♥♥♥(♥)	Ingredients	Lite Spam, nearly as tasty and very cheap in 0,5l cans
Mad-Croc Coffee to Snap	1,70€	0,25	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Very milky-sugary, to the point of being icky.
Mad-Croc Sugarfree	1,25€(SM)	0,25	fi	?	Ingredients	?
MiXXed Up Energy Drink	0.60€	0,33	de	♥♥♥½	Ingredients	Bottled version - apparently - of the Lidl drink.
Myst	2,29€(KK)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Does what it promises - tastes like mocha-style coffee. Saccharine.
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Perfect Red Force	1,59€ (TM)	0,50	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	The most juice-tasting energy drink on the market. Taste comparable to Mehukatti. No bubbles.
Powerking	0,5€/1,00€ (PL)	0,25		♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	Red Bull without the sourness, cheapskate yourself into the night!
Pure! Energiaa	1,79€ (SM)	0,33	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Blank manufacture, Pommacy aftertaste
R20	2,65€ (KK)	1,00	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Ultra-cheap Mad Croc-ish energy drink. Where it loses in taste it wins in price tag!
Red Bull	1,39€ (SM)	0,25	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Red Bull is the industry standard taste reference
Red Bull Sugarfree	1,39€ (SM)	0,25	fi	♥♥	Ingredients	Tastes like a poor-quality sugarfree Red Bull.
Red Bull Cola	0,99€	0,25	de	♥♥	Ingredients	The energy drink flavour overpowers the cola aspect, neither work very well. Jolt Cola is simply better
Red Devil	1,50€ (KK)/2,19€ (SM)	0,25/0,50	fi	♥	Ingredients	This is just shitty stuff
Red Devil Light	1,50€ (KK)	0,25	fi	?	Ingredients	?
Relentless Origin	?	0,50	de	♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	Mostly like Spam. Closable can is +++. Not knowing the price tag removes a ♥.
Replay	1,79 Lt	0,25	lt	♥♥	Ingredients	Slightly different taste from other "normal" energy drinks, but not much better
Rockstar Energy Drink	1,95€ (KK)	0,50	fi	♥♥	32mg caffeine, 0,40mg B6, 0,20µg B12 per 100ml, 0,04% taurine, 0,01% guarana, 0,01% ginseng	Not the best energy drink on the market; bland and uninviting
Rockstar Juiced	1,95€ (KK)	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	32mg caffeine, 0,40mg B6, 0,20µg B12 per 100ml, 0,04% taurine, 0,01% guarana, 0,01% ginseng	The tastiest Rockstar, the juice is good
Rockstar Punched Apple	1,95€ (KK)	0,50	fi	♥♥	32mg caffeine, 0,40mg B6, 0,20µg B12 per 100ml, 0,04% taurine, 0,01% guarana, 0,01% ginseng	Not as pleasurable as "Juiced", but still perfectly drinkable.
Rockstar Sugar Free	1,95€ (KK)	0,50	fi	♥½	32mg caffeine, 0,40mg B6, 0,20µg B12 per 100ml, 0,04% taurine, 0,01% guarana, 0,01% ginseng	A very poor, tasteless version of the normal Rockstar
Rodeo	1,29€/1,05€ (SM)	0,25/0,33	fi	♥♥½	Ingredients	Red Bull light both in taste and in branding
Rodeo (Bottle)	1,29€ (SM)	0,50	fi	♥♥½	Ingredients	Red Bull light both in taste and in branding
Rox	3-4GHC	0,25	gh	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Red Bull for Ghana.
Ruthless Juiced Energy Berry	0,99£	0,50	fi	♥♥	50% juice	Not as poor as its other Juiced counterpart, but there are better juice-based energy drinks.
Ruthless Juiced Energy	0,99£	0,50	fi	♥½	50% juice	Far too juicy (50%?!) for its own good. Tastes like orange.
Ruthless Origin	0,99£	0,50	fi	♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	A top-quality energy drink! Has its own specific flavour with a punchy aftertaste.
Shark	1€/2GHC	0,25		♥♥♥♥	Ingredients	Fish is your friend. This is ultimate drink both in Sweden and Ghana.
Spam	1€ (TO)	0,25	fi	♥♥♥♥♥	B6 0,8mg, B12 0,4μg, Taurin 400mg	Tastes like beefed-up Red Bull but is ½ cheaper perfection
Selita Energy	Lt	0,25	lt	♥♥♥½	Ingredients	Positively different, sweet and meady with pleasurable taste, doesn't make the impression of an energy drink
Splammo	$	?	us	?	Ingredients	?
Starter	?	0,40	ee	?	Ingredients	Cough syrup
Starter Extra Strong		0,40	ee	♥♥	Ingredients	Cough syrup with more caffeine
Tantra Erotic Drink	2,29€ (KK)	0,25	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Tastes like a sweeter Spam with a fruity-spicy aftertaste
Teho	1,79€ (TO)/2,14€ (SM)	0,33/0,50	fi	♥♥½	Ingredients	Tastes positively like cough syrup.
Teho +52%	?	0,50	fi	♥♥½	Ingredients	Tastes positively like cough syrup.
Teho (Bottle)	2,29€ (KM)	0,50	fi	♥♥½	Ingredients	Tastes positively like cough syrup.
Teho Kevytkola	1,79€ (TO)	0,33	fi	♥	Ingredients	Well this thing just sucks ass
Teho Kevyt	0,99€ (KK)	0,33	fi	♥½	Ingredients	Tastes almost exactly like a less sweet version of Teho, however, the aftertaste is an interesting combination of good and bad taste. Hard to get down.
Teho Kevyt Positiivisesti	1,79€ (SM)	0,33	fi	?	Ingredients	?
Teho Omena-Sitrus	?	0,50	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Average, nothing good, nothing bad.
Thunder Energy	1,79€ (TO)	0,33		♥♥	Ingredients	Blue hue with Moomin-lemonade flavour; An undesirably strong, punchy taste
Tiger Energy Drink	?	0,25	fi	♥♥♥	Ingredients	Default average energy drink, very solid
Traffic Energy	?	0,33	ee	♥♥	Ingredients	Not much taste, berryish, no after taste at all.
XL Energy Drink	Lt	0,33	lt	♥♥	Ingredients	A manufactured taste with plenty of punch in the energy drink flavour section.
File:XL Cranberry Energy.jpg XL Cranberry Energy	0,99€	0,25	lt	♥♥♥½	Ingredients	Shares its aftertaste and savour with that of the normal XL. The end result works surprisingly well - the cranberry fits better than usually.

Prices checked last:

• = New changes or additions! (Since 05.06.2008)

EM = Euromarket (Ideapark) KK = Kuljun Kartano 03.06.2008 KM = K-Market (Lempäälä) LI = Lidl TO = Tokmanni Ideapark SM = S-Market (Lempäälä) 03.06.2008 PL = Pyynikin liha (Tampere)

A kingdom for a taste of Socko!

Juice

Name	Price	Size	Country	Hearts	Comments
Mr. Max Apple	?	?	?	♥	Mr. Max maximizes the sucky taste!
Tang	?	?	?	♥♥♥♥	Magic powder, it will turn ordinary water into juice!
VIP	?	?	?	♥	Worst-juice-ever

Gnab's Carlsberg Comparison

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Sigh Juice Sequence

Marli > Juissi > Tropic > Eldorado > Rainbow > Fun Light > Mehukatti > Olvi Salmiakkikola > VIP > Mr. Max

See also:

• Recipes
• [Drink Gallery]

External links:

• Flags of the World (CC)
• Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink
• The Ultimate Energy Drink Review, Part I
• The Great Energy Drink Roundup: 2006 Edition
• The Great Energy Drink Review Roundup 2008!
• Energy Drink Roundup Spotlight: JOLT ENERGY!
• Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part I)
• Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part II)
• http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/consumebev.shtml