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Little voices

Postby Anonymous » Wed Aug 23, 2006 06:52

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: "Nice tie." He looks around but sees no one. He take another sip of his beer and hears: "A nice shirt, too." Again he looks around and sees no one.

He signals the bartender over, and hesitantly explains that he's hearing voices talking to him... "Of course," smiles the bartender. "It's the peanuts -- they're complimentary."

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Postby Armand » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:58

Razz kinda english though

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Postby Mortis » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:33

Yea I was thinking the same, it's rare to see a joke here that's just about a good ol' word pun :p

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Postby Armand » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:03

Haha, that reminds me of the Simpsons last nite xD

Marge was buying american football gear for Bart, but was too embarassed to directly ask for the balls protection cup thingie... she tried to say stuff like 'you know, down there *wink*' and 'protection for the intimate areas', but the salesman only gave all the other pieces of gear. Then Marge finally got pissed and said she wanted a cup, the salesman asked if she could spell it. "I wanna C U P, get it? I WANNA C U P... oh dear"

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