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Something to Eat

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 16:48
by Anonymous
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of santa claus on her inner right thigh and the thanksgiving turkey on her inner left thigh.

The artist says, "ma’am that’s kind of a strange request ... might i ask why you want those particular tattoos there?" "Well", she says, "my husband’s always bitching that there’s nothing good in the house to eat between thanksgiving and christmas, so i thought i would fix that!"