A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of santa claus on her inner right thigh and the thanksgiving turkey on her inner left thigh.
The artist says, "maam thats kind of a strange request ... might i ask why you want those particular tattoos there?" "Well", she says, "my husbands always bitching that theres nothing good in the house to eat between thanksgiving and christmas, so i thought i would fix that!"
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