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How to pick up woman

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 22:49
by Anonymous
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:12
by Smeagol
I hate pick-up lines x]