Computers Are Like Men...

[Anonymous]

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

[Armand]

Bitch sounds bitter~~

[Smeagol]

hähä