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An Annoying Kid

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 09:26
by Anonymous
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:14
by Armand
Owwwww burrrrrnnnnnnnn

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 21:17
by Smeagol
daim, smart-ass-punk kid