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What We Say..

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 06:57
by Anonymous
"I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services will be held Saturday for the deceased husband!