Slowdays

Widdle Wabbits

A sweet young girl entered a pet shop and asked, "Do you have any widdle wabbits ?"

The shopkeeper knelt down, smiled and asked, "Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft fuwwy bwack wabby, or a cute widdle bwown wabby ?"

The girl put her hands on her hips and said quietly, "I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a shit !!"

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