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Porterhouse steak

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 02:51
by antiporter
A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each other after being
seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK".

The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "
He said, "She'll have a Salad."