Hello everyone at BoF!!

[Mandevelopmentt]

Hi
Its about time i found a good fun (and saucy) forum. My name is Mandevelopment (an extension of my real name) and i am BoF's newbie! I am London lad (a monster 32!) and to start off my intro, i have a few of these:

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A young woman approaches the cashier at the supermarket and starts putting
her purchases down at the till.The cashier watches until she's put down all her items
and says - You're single aren't you?

The woman says - Why yes I am single, that's amazing! You must have a lot of experience
as a cashier to be able to determine someone's status based on what they bought.

The cashier replies - No, you're ugly!
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A binman knocks on a Japanese blokes door.
The jap man says "Harro" and the binman asks "where's your bin?"
" I bin on the loo!" he replies.
"No mate, where's your dustbin? he asks".
" I dust bin on the loo I told you" he replies.
"Mate where is your wheelie bin?"
" Ho K" says the jap man
" I wheelie bin havin a w*nk"

see ya

[nobile]

The first one was evil, and I didn't get the second ;P

[Armand]

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