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Postby Mortis » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:52

of these leaks."
He stretched his wings and turned to face the wind. "But you, Jon,"
wriggling under our feet. Tender stuck his head over the rail and looked at
after a roadside picnic. The nature of these discards, pro- ducts of an


How poetic Surprised

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Postby Darkelth » Tue Jul 11, 2006 15:40

Subject: Daniel Got this mail from Alex

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I didn't know I have friends like Daniel and Alex and that my name is Royal Very Happy

But yes, I usually get junkmail about three times a day, and I hope everything would be like a year ago when I didn't get any.
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Postby Mortis » Sat Jul 29, 2006 20:11

Listen mortis,

Really how many times can i say it. If ur angry with the extra weight your
carrying around, check out

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Angry Evil How did they know "im angry with the extra weight im carrying around"

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Postby Mortis » Mon Aug 07, 2006 13:30

Dear Friend,
I am the above named person undergoing medical treatment in London, England. I am married to Dr.Martins Smith Johnson who worked with chiltern Railways in England for over three decades before he died on 5th of July in the year 2003. We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. Before his death, he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society.And since his death,I have been trying to get someone I can trust to help me execute his wish,hence my sending you this mail.


When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of ($10.9 million dollars) in a Vault with a Security/Finance House in London and it is still with them till date. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a very short time to live due to cancer related problems but what disturbs me most though,is the stroke I had recently. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money in the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons,orphanages, and above all those affected in the Tsunami disaster in far Asia, the hurricane victims in the US and earthquake victims in Pakistan.


I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth; I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my husband's hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going,to be with GOD.I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.


I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security/Finance House in London. I will also issue them a letter of authority and change of ownership certificate,that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund, through my Lawyer. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.Whosoever that
wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth.


Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my instructions herein.


Hoping to hear from you.


Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.


Yours sincerely,


Mrs. HELEN C ALEX

God bless you


Sometimes I wonder if these e-mails go to the right people!

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Postby Armand » Mon Aug 07, 2006 22:02

HAST THOU LOST FAITH IN THY LORD, MMM?

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Postby Mortis » Wed Sep 20, 2006 18:02

Hello Faustino,

I hope this is your email. I received some inside information
from Garry Lompard (General Instruments INC). Buy CRSVF.

CRSVF is going to explode. Don't tell anybody about this opportunity.

Alert: Tuesday, September 19, 2006
________________________________
Company: CAPITAL RES CANADA LTD
Ticker: CRSVF
Current Price: $0.25
Target Price: $2.42
Recommendation: STRONG-BUY

Buy: "STRONG"
Expectations: Max ________________________________

When this Stock moves - WATCH OUT! This is your chance to get in the low. Out CRSVF on your radar's now and reap the benefits early.

John, you can also look the latest news for CRSVF. Don't invest more then 100000$ at once. Better invest 10000$ each trading day. After first day you will see a significant increasement of the stock price and volume.

Don't waste that opportunity. Make a right decision now. I can spell the stock symbol for you. C R S V F

Waiting for your response

Sincerely,
Bob Gillahan

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Postby Armand » Wed Sep 20, 2006 18:53

:O We must at once take advantage of this lucky accident! CRSVF!

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Postby Mortis » Fri Mar 02, 2007 20:43

Why? You stupid fat fuck. Have you looked at yourself in the
mirror lately? What a joke. Your lucky I am even writing this
because I can't stand you most of the time. Why do you not get
serious about looking better? With all the bullshit out there
right now and dam results I've seen in the people I know, your
an idiot not trying something. My fuckin sister lost 59 lbs
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It's about time you stopped being a lazy piece of shit and
do something about yourself.

-You know who I am probably


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Postby Mortis » Wed May 16, 2007 16:06

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Postby Mortis » Mon May 28, 2007 12:16

Es fehlt uns g. Habe ich es erst jetzt. Die Blumen sind so widerspruchsvoll.
Eltern, abgesagt Herkunft und Eigentum, abgesagt deinem eigenen
Willen. Ich selbst aber ging mir dabei verloren.
Damals nicht Eile und Unmut gezeigt habe. Alle Wesen mit Liebe und Bewunderung.
Ich langweile mich also ein wenig.
Er begann also, sie zu besuchen, um sich zu besch.
Der kleine Prinz st. Tiefe zu suchen.
Aber du warst ebenso dumm wie ich. Gaben die Opfer GlXck.
Es tat ihm leid um den vers. Ich habe meine Krallen.
Er war ein absoluter Monarch.
Allein stand er und leer, wie ein SchiffbrXchiger am Ufer. Bis nichts
mehr brannte.
Wenn er seine Laterne anz.
Kurz, aber er tauchte den kleinen. Diese Dinge, die wir betrachten.
Viel Unrecht tun, sich viel SXnde aufladen. Aber einen Affenbrotbaum
kann man, wenn man ihn zu sp.
Er handelte mit h.
Man Leben in seinem Herzen fXhlt.
Aber wenn du mich z. In Siddharthas Gesicht sah.
Das ist sehr l. Du mit drei Spr.
Dir werden, mit Versen so viel Geld zu erwerben, wie du. So will es
die Lehre, so will es der Erhabene.
Kam ich aus der Ferne.
Es fehlt mir an Bewegung. Alle sind mir sofort verstXndlich geworden.
Und wenn der Planet zu klein ist und die Affenbrotb.
Nicht steht mir zu, Xber eines andern Leben zu urteilen.
Er rief Siddharthas Namen.
Und Tritt, in Wort und Tat. Alle sind mir sofort verstXndlich geworden.
Erhob sich Govinda.



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Postby Armand » Mon May 28, 2007 15:53

That sounds like excerpts from Hermann Hesse's Siddhartha

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Postby Mortis » Sat Sep 01, 2007 17:01

and turn it into something cartoon-funny.
My keyhole blows a gale
Right, and appears from here to be overcome
To pick up even the quickening of wind
They move against, or through, or by, or toward.
Is the moon to grow
they sit with their wives all day in the sun,
Chose to walk out of it, they'd have to pass
Left and right, and far ahead in the dusk.
Beneath a pile of corpses, lying massed
I am sleeping, and dreaming, and wandering along
She stretches a hand toward the toothy sleeper
Of tree-dividing sky finally comes down to
Is the moon to grow
To run, as in the time of the bee, seeking
Again awaken from your being gone to find
In realms of dingy gloom and deep crevasse
But snow has gathered there, has piled up,
As distant memories, through the fog-dimmed light,

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Postby Mortis » Tue Sep 04, 2007 16:24

Armand said the previous one was creepy, but... what about this then?!

Sphinx of questioning substance, or a sort
Archangel Winter, darkness on his back
Green lilac buds appear that won't survive
grow hot in the parking lot, though they're
I've drifted somewhat from the distant heart
Suddenly, in a savage, dreadful bend,
Wind, sleet. The branches sway,
Covering the land—
And up there I cannot tell if it is still
Not daring to oppose
and turn it into something cartoon-funny.
trainer flips young alligators over on their backs,
Right, and appears from here to be overcome
With my foot the supple ball, for perhaps
For any part of them we can make out
Stars, the last day, endless and centerless,
His sightless eyes horribly watch the air;
Seen. What you know is only manifest
Beyond ice floe and berg and ice-bound sea,

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Postby Mortis » Wed Sep 12, 2007 16:24

From: "Hazel Cummings" <a.fry@eastzz.com>
To: <mortis>
Subject: yuanx8

How bittersweet it is, on winter's night,
That desire has ever built, have approachedAway, my songs, must we go
This perfection, this absence.So, startled, quivering,
Along the walls are only empty niches,Away from their profundity of surface

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Postby Mortis » Fri Mar 28, 2008 02:15

Hallo,



Hohe hoholulu





To poor lady fan, while it hardened against brook nearly
as reverend a figure as i myself, will hundred and eight
dollars and fortytwo cents to what you might call a pleasant
day for walking. A truncheon terminated by a carved figure
wearing the trade returns made a further jump upwards so
much, inspector. Yes, on the sofa please. If came galloping
before hellforleather posses. As they had practically finished
their meal, and necessarily all of russian nationality,
and the of his deportment to his fellowmenials, and to a
new form, which had hitherto made no part of to her by barry
as a wedding gift and toni, who things. Beginning to know
she could have them. Daddy held him in strong, tired arms
and sang.
"...the public dissolves as fact and fiction blend, history becomes derealized by media into a happening, science takes its own models as the only accessible reality, cybernetics confronts us with the enigma of artificial intelligence, and technologies project our perceptions to the edge of the receding universe or into the ghostly interstices of matter." - Hassan, Ihab: "Toward a Concept of Postmodernism" (1987).

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Postby Mortis » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:47

From: "Dorothy Wolff" <sheba.davidson@it.kth.se>
Subject: Angelina Jolie tits

Hello friend.
I found fantastic screen saver with Jolie...
Did you See it? )))
Good bye.

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:O Dorothy sent me a nice screensaver!!
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Postby Dorden » Fri May 16, 2008 11:58

Hahah, should I log to my netti.fi email and check if there is any good ones... I've actually got spam from my own account. Its over 10 spam mails a day there so I might find something nice from there.

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Postby Mortis » Fri May 16, 2008 15:36

:DD That's baaaaaaaaaad, but you might find some goodies in there all right ;D
"...the public dissolves as fact and fiction blend, history becomes derealized by media into a happening, science takes its own models as the only accessible reality, cybernetics confronts us with the enigma of artificial intelligence, and technologies project our perceptions to the edge of the receding universe or into the ghostly interstices of matter." - Hassan, Ihab: "Toward a Concept of Postmodernism" (1987).

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Postby Darkelth » Sun May 18, 2008 08:23

Oh yeah, I usually get just some viagra ads from myself somehow, in my netti.fi account, that is :D
It's really bizarre :D

I've thought about changing the main e-mail soon into my gmail-adress, but well, I keep that netti.fi alive as long as the spam won't blast my space over there :D
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