Slowdays

oh, how the world would be a better place if information was given freedom~ yo

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LOL

How did he know -_-

Haha, that reminds me of the Simpsons last nite xD Marge was buying american football gear for Bart, but was too embarassed to directly ask for the balls protection cup thingie... she tried to say stuff like 'you know, down there *wink*' and 'protection for the intimate areas', but the salesman only...

kinda english though

That might've been good with a better wording in the end. No one licks their fingers when the fingers are hurt, instead they just quickly put them into their mouth.

Oh and

0LD!!11

HEY WHY IS THIS THREAD IN THE SPAMROOM ANYWAY

Excuse me while I
tread on meaning, but so far
is the horizon

The seven sins each
unlock a pain, the gate is
home; ah, wanderlust

My blanket is in
tatters, but warm, is the dark!
And I thank the moths

Sanctimonious
the clergy of Mammon, too;
indeed, rain is tears

The spider feels a
tugging, death-throes of freedom;
penile rise and fall

Hmm, that's straight from the heart too. Sär

xD

for once a really good one

This is your life, good to the last drop.
This is your life, doesn't get any better than this!
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Mendel totally
missed the fucking point, hidden
between phat back-sides

We actually brushed the topic, as well as Anhava's work, at the creative writing courses... I do think finnish is quite suitable for haikus, the syllables are clear and there aren't many (if at all?) expections around. Oh, how voluptuous are the forms of a lady; fun, fleeting folly (I just fapped :P )

I still don't understand how to make haikus in English... what exactly do you count?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMO

(No, I don't get it, and have too little interest in American health care to try and figure it out)

That's a tad too american to be understood here, delete it GRRR HERESY