Slowdays

Well the only reason for it being Jack Daniels is the 40%+-ness then

I see two possible interpretations for this one: a. hard liquor is simply more bad-ass and manly compared to soda pops, and the other girls unwittingly admit it or b. in the vein of "mountain dew (doo)" -> "we're do(o)ing it", "hard liquor" could become "hard licke...

HAST THOU LOST FAITH IN THY LORD, MMM?

That's like saying Hitler was "just a little cruel"

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But still good!

One of the best xD

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Pitiful!

Besides, when I truly speak my mind, it's them going "...WHAT?! *SLAP*"

Unfortunately, repeating never helps the situation Women should know what they want, and say it, instead of not knowing what they want and much less saying it

There's always hope~

...btw, it's "grandeur", not "grandure", but I forgive you for you are a poet

The inevitability of it is like a knife stuck to your back in darkness, and you can't pull it away.

Yet it is not lethal.

All we can do is endure, endure the inevitability, fight the promise of eternity of pain with eternal endurance, as only a human can.

It has began, then... *sigh* every time I hope it doesn't, and every time it happens.

I still keep hoping, though. After all, there are no laws.

I did? o_O

Anyhow, this rocks because this is so true

Hahaha. I've heard this in finnish as well. The idea is good but this particular version and style was unflattering

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*forwars to poppa*

The Dig?

Sex? Yes please.

Hey wait, you lured me into a trap there, it's not chauvinism! Since in the ultimate reality concepts such as genders are meaningless, I am free to consciously choose my opinions to suit my view of how things work out down here. So it's realism and pragmatism in one! I hate pragmatism unless one und...

Sounds mastonishing!